FrenchTheLlama

i feel like ive wasted not enough time on tumblr it may have to change as soon as i finish exams :)

(don’t take this too seriously, please. Us Australians have lazy accents)

Sydney

• Incorrect: SIDE-nee
• Correct: SID-nee

Melbourne

• Incorrect: MEL-born
• Correct: MEL-bin / MEL-ben

Canberra

• Incorrect: Can-BARE-a
• Correct: CAM-bra

Brisbane

• Incorrect: BRIS-bane
• Correct: BRIZ-bin / BRIZ-ben

Adelaide

• Incorrect: A-DEAL-aid
• Correct: ADD-el-aid

Darwin & Perth

• Try and fuck these up, I dare you.

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bacallau:

Jesus on Niggas in Paris. That shit definitely be cray.

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